Haw Dang

Grrrrr breaktime!

Tue, 03 May 2005 20:17:02 GMT

I am on break.

Breaks are cool, seriously.

I like a lot of things, including bicycles. I need to get a bicycle. Cars use way too much gas and pollute too much. Even though I am getting my car LEV certified, its just not enough. Look at the jackasses driving giant SUVs with nothing more than maybe a dog in the car and a couple tiny children. What a waste.

I like a lot of people.

Too lazy to list, will do later though, perhaps.

I am getting a new phone tommorrow- thank god. My phone, well, for anyone who has known me since... like 2003, you'll know what I am talking about... is getting old.

Maybe another digital camera too. I dunno about an IPOD- I might have to wait for the Goldmans to get ahold of one of those. Grrrr, break is over. More posting later.

By the way- Jackie's Volvo has been sick lately, please pray for it. If it dies, a Corolla will come to life. Yeah, Volvo... replaced by a Corolla. Please pray.

Anger

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 03:23:13 GMT

If you have some kind of problem with me, you can consult me about it. Otherwise, seriously, calm down. Take a few minutes and calm down... I think you seriously need to rethink your plan.

Yes, I think we all know who I am talking about.

Seriously though, if you have a problem, talk to me. If you "just don't give a shit"... then leave me alone. I don't have time for childish behavior, jackass.

On that note... the college decision has been made- Saint Louis University.

More more more

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 01:03:03 GMT

Ah more of everything-

I have gotten about a third of my college applications back-

1. Birmingham-Southern = acceptance
2. Butler = acceptance
3. Pitzer = waitlist
4. Saint Marys of California = acceptance

Birmingham is the best though- one day, I get the acceptance letter, and the next day, I get another envelope. "You have been chosen to receive an honorary award of $5000 a year."

Rock on. I didn't even ask for scholarships.

Rock on.

I'm bored. Jackie is coming over. Molly is coming over. Yay.

Oh yeah, and I fixed my car again. Its sneaky, but its just about perfect now.

I RULE

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 12:37:08 GMT

Okay, I rule because I fixed my own car, a very irritating problem in fact.

However, what REALLY rules is Kentucky.

See, Molly and I really got into the whole Kentucky thing this past winter. Wow, when we discovered what wonders Kentucky had, its like a whole new door was opened. Or something, who cares.

Now Jackie lives there, and that rocks too.

Anyways, weekly who rules:

Jackie rules... because she has a Volvo, lives in Kentucky, and yells back at me.

Emily rules... because she is soccer mom of the year and actually makes good grades.

Molly rules... because she has blexican makeup routines that dazzle the public, and she goes with me to KY to play in the park with...

Lauren rules... because yeah, last statement, PLUS she lives in a happy little subdivision on the north side.

Aaron Voight rules... because yeah... for some reason, he rules. And NO, its not the Mustang either.

Halley rules... because spring break SHOULD be spent in Florida

Jessie rules... because shes one of the only other people I know that likes girls.

Lindsey rules... because she is next in line for soccer mom of the year.

Aaron Dicks rules... because he has a Honda. No seriously, there are hella kickass points for the Honda.

Steven and Elliot rule... because I dont want to post it, uhhhhh, it wouldn't look very good.

Cops rules... because they seldomly give me tickets, but I AM tired of getting pulled over for no reason.

Your mom rules...

If I havent listed you, ANNOY me and I will.

Later.

Assfaced losers

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:56:34 GMT

Worddddd! Today is my goddamn day off, and I love it.

I am sitting here, eating lots of food, because i can, and im way too goddamn small.

Someone, oh yes yes SOMEONE is on my official shitlist. I had to dust it off, as it hasnt been used in a long time. That, my friends, makes it so much more SPECIAL!

Anyways, i found another car I think I am going to buy, assuming that it turns out to be in good shape mechanically. A 1984 Volvo 240 GL. Its really kickass- no rust, good paint, all original body trim in great shape. Probably garaged, but... it makes funny noises. Im taking it to work tommorrow to see if they're easily fixable, because, HELLO, I need another Volvo for school next year! One in evansville for when i come home to drive, and one up at school! (Yes, I really am that lazy, hopefully, I can pull it off)

Ive spent a lot of time in henderson lately, and you know what? Its strange. Its like evansville, but everyone there is depressed. NO JACKIE, i am not talking about smith mills. I think that town is great. Good food, great shows, etc. I love spending a weekend in smith mills, or just a movie, 10 minutes of it anyways.

Burnnnnnnnn

Time for me to go now. I am on the telemaphone with Ms. Kentuckedy

Into the void...

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:56:15 GMT

Well, rather, I never ever update, so I feel as if I have been in a void.

But not really, just busy.

Work, a lot.

More entertaining though- Jackie and I have discovered a new form of fun.

And wow, its fun. I won't talk about it, because, you'll think we're weird- oh wait, you do.

Okay, we made the most KICKASS bonfires ever... a few of them. Yeah, and movies. Well, thats it, but it seems a lot more fun than that.

BTW... apparently not everyone has seen some necessary movies for life. You must see:

I Am Sam
American Beauty
Eyes Wide Shut
American Psycho
Both versions of The Shining
Boondock Saints - AMAZING MOVIE, DAMNIT
Other than that, im tired of talking about me. I hate livejournal with a passion... I really do..

SO yeah,

and stuff.

BTW, it was jackies birthday already, and Allisons birthday is this weekend

So pick on them, especially allison, because, yeah, she HATES birthdays... :)

im bored, time to go out to dinner with my "new parents"

Grrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaat, bye

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 01:17:23 GMT

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Dressed in black

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:15:05 GMT

Shit, i really do never ever update!

But today is a special day. It is my day off.

Jammin'

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 07:19:26 GMT

Okay, first, I would like to begin this by thanking myself for getting away/staying away from... well... yeah, people that bring me down.

Moving right along in the same direction- my new job required me to take a preemployment drug screen- I passed. Obviously, I am not a fuckass on drugs, but yeah, I am glad I applied now, and not three months ago.

It's funny what people will do around the wrong crowd. Grrrrrr.

Also, I think that this fall is almost definitely a Butler Fall. Yes yes, Indianapolis, well... you know what? Its a hell of a lot better than Evansville, and yeah, Ive NEVER lived there before, so its worth a shot.

Grrrrrr

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:47:08 GMT

Okay- So I had one of those "John moments"... where I really wanted to go buy something, very expensive, like a... dare we say, ANOTHER CAR!?

So I went out to D-Patrick Honda- great cars. Everyone that owns a Honda just loves them and cant say anything but good things about them! So... there was this neat little Civic Hybrid- yes yes, its a Civic, but its ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY by getting 48/51 MPG. Hell, I figured out I would SAVE money by driving it at the quoted price. Keep in mind, I just said quoted. D-Patrick are dumbasses, and tried to convince me that the best thing to do is buy a car, and wouldn't understand that I am looking to LEASE another car, blah blah blah, ended up telling me that they have an awesome special, (being that I love Volvos), on a fucking Volvo out back. DUMBASSES, I HAD A REPLICA OF WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO SELL ME.

Don't buy cars from assholes.

Celebrated Halley's birthday- "YO YOU GET UP OFF MY MAN" -angry girl that hates Courtney (lol)

Molly got a job in Henderson- woot, one more reason to visit south of the border.

I got another job at Lorenzo's just yesterday.

I am bored, I hate this live journal shit, be back later.

Never Update freak show

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:17:36 GMT

Okay so I never update this thing...

but tonight, I will.

I have finished applying to all of my schools, though I will admit getting told off by my mystery crush has helped motivate me. Why? Yeah, well, because when I get told off, I will do anything to prove the person wrong, because, well I am always right.

Pitzer of Claremont, Loyola of Los Angeles, and Saint Marys of California are the three main schools I am applying to. PRAY FOR ME, especially on Pitzer.

Lately, things have been interesting. My former manager called me up out of the blue and offered me a job back, and the other manager there got in an argument with us and told the owner, who called me, that I should not be allowed on the property because of what a friend and I did to an elevator before. Hah, suckers.

Mystery crush: I am usually not all about that stuff: The mysteries, the drama, it seems kinda childish, but for now, I don't really care. Dating can be disappointing, as we were discussing this evening... we both have friends that make complete idiots out of themselves with dating, and we are basically some of the only intelligent people that we each know. Shit.

On another subject, we're straightening Allisons hair on Friday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... btw, if you don't know who Allison is, you wont get this, but if you did, you'd shit laughing.

Fucking update asshole

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 16:24:23 GMT

I've been busy.

Who is the first one out of the snow? I WAS THE FIRST ONE OUT OF THE SNOW!

Yeah, so now I am delivering pizza 4 nights a week.

I am finally making my departure plans-

It comes down to the simplicity of Evansville. Its a great place to raise kids, because there is nothing to do... not one GODDAMN thing. Well, everyone finds filler things to do, but everything in this shithole is a red light. More like a shitHOLD... everything gets put on hold here.

Just spit me out

Fuck it, I am done.

Oopsie, I saw the sign...

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 13:51:27 GMT

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In Yes, Your Teen Is Crazy! psychologist Michael Bradley updates the rulebook, giving you the insight, the hope, and the help you need to safely steer your teenage children through the stormy waters of adolescence. Explaining that you are the most important influence in your teenager's life, Dr. Bradley gives you the training and skills you need to transform your 21st century teen into a strong, confident, productive adult.

hahahahahaha... great info.

Tired

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 06:19:32 GMT

Shit I want things to be normal sometimes. It seems like my life has to be so complicated and fucked up because everything really is. Like, nothing can ever make sense.

Ahhhh

I am tired, and I need sleep.

MOVIE night tommorrow night.

What time is it REALLY?

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:40:41 GMT

What a special day, though I am goddamn tired, and stuff... I seriously havent gotten like more than 4 hours of sleep each night because a) I work at night which means I dont get out until like 9, but thats alright, because, people that are always out are like bums.... and b) things don't really get interesting until you run into people you haven't seen in years at like 3 AM.

3 AM I must not be lonely... but oh well...

Emily called me to inform me about the wonders of Salem, KY as well. I am so sorry Emily... we will bring you to a folk concert or something to get that KY out of you. Maybe a techno club? lol who knows.

Jamie, me, Molly, and Aaron all hung out at my place tonight to begin to get drunk... though, I think it was too early to give up on the night so we just went back out again. Fucking A.D.D. ... oh well

My grandmother took me shopping today also, which was nice, because, yeah, I hate clothes shopping. I mean Jesus Christ on a Cross... it just sucks. My shopping partner had to work today too... so it was me, in a store of loud, annoying, christmasy people, and i hate them all.

I applied at Lazarus today, and if I get the job, ill be making a shitton more than I have been making before, so yeah, thats nice. I like money, unless I have to spend it. Then it kinda sucks, but oh well.

Im tired, so fuck off.

Goodnight

This years love...

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 07:50:44 GMT

Hmmmm, I had by far the most profitable night tonight at Domino's. That rocks.

Okay... so I discovered 2 things today... first of all, my car is from Henderson.

Thats just awesome... my car has Henderson packed onto its motor... it's leather soaked in the scents of Henderson... the oil baking in Henderson Heat.... oh fuckit, maybe the fact that some damn Kentuckian drove my car just cracks me up.

Well... then, i went out tonight with my usual group of happy people that make me smile.

more later... i lost interest in typing for a bit

Standing on the Radiator Grill

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:55:27 GMT

Okay okay... I have never in my life "passed out" while drunk... I mean sure, I can drink however much I want and then GO TO SLEEP... but last night... no, i passed the fuck out. Not because of drinking though... it had something to do with either a) working at the redneck auto auctions... b) staying up the previous night until 4 AM... c) i have a final today that is going to FUCKING SUCK and, uh, yeah that might make my mind go sleepy or something.

But yea... so "Drawn Together" is fucking hilarious. Usually jokes on TV shows don't make me laugh very much because, well, anyone could have said them, but on this show, they're just hilarious. So, yeah, you should watch it, asshole.

My grades fucking rock too. Which is funny, because, since my parents like to steal all of my shit because they think they know a lot about me and stuff and what a wreck I am... here goes...

Math/History/English/Sociology
--C-----C------B---------D----
^(previously expected)^
--B-----C+-----A---------D+---
^(real grades)^

muhahahaha, I kick ass, and I owe it all to...

Signature Learning Center

Wow, I got the best education there. In fact, I would like to talk about... oh wait hold on for a second, there is a sale at BEST BUY on blank CDs... ill be back later!

Haw Dang!

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 08:09:48 GMT

I tell you what, its all comin so fast. First, Real World came to evansville, then i done got me an A in english... ENGLISH 102 I MIGHT ADD, and now i got me some fancy shmancy live journal, i tell you what!

Okay, enough redneck talk, I seriously dont live in Henderson.

Evansville is too small though, and I want a new job. Jobs are good, they give me money and prevent me from spending it during the time I am at work.

I feel like going into the other room, so, fuck you.

I tell you what.

I am beginning Christmas shopping tommorrow... which means fat bears and practical crap.